10 Reasons You Shouldn't: via with a C.H.!

Hi everyone! It's Christin again from with a C.H.! Just because I fancy myself a comedian, and Lara sort of agrees, here are 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get Married. These are very serious and all of you engaged ladies, or ladies pining for a ring should take these to heart.

1. You aren't good at "commitment".

2. Contracts aren't really your thing.

3. You like your toothpaste to be disposed a certain way.

4. Someone would describe you as "not a fan of change".

5. You are the definition of "couch commando", you remote hog, you!

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6. Since you’re super wealthy, you don’t want some slore or douche takin’ half your loot!

7. You think monogamy is a type of wood.

8. Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell are your idols.

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9. An avid gambler, you know a lot about odds. The house always wins.

10. Kim Kardashian

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I hope you all have enjoyed my time at Simply Irresistible! Thank you for having me Lara, and I hope you're having a wonderful time.