I need you.

Yes, you.

Hello, Mr. Darby. 

I love the way you sparkle. 

I love your glittery exterior. 

I love the pure comfort

 that I'm confident you will provide. 

While before you seemed too good for me, 

with your $215 price tag. 

You're now more than 50% off, 

making you more beautiful then ever. 

See you soon, Mr. Darby. 

Now $99 at J.Crew! Happy Monday to me.
Update: J.Crew is running 40% off on all sale items so $60! Go get yours...